I
think I have resolved the controversy over the name of the Washington NFL
team. To pacify the Native Americans who
view “redskins” as a derogatory term and to satisfy the football team’s fans
who don’t want to see the name changed…simply keep the name “redskins” but
replace the insignia on the sides of the helmets. Remove the Indian’s head and replace it with
a red-skinned potato. Then dress the
mascot at the games as a big red potato.
“Yes, Phil, I think the Giants have a
good chance of beating the Taters this Sunday.”
There!
So everyone, please shut the hell up because there are a lot more
important problems in the world and in our country these days.
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