Thursday, July 23, 2015

A Tale of the Old West...kind of....

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were in a bar when a cowboy came in and hollered,
"Hey, anybody got a white horse parked outside?!"
The Lone Ranger looked up from his beer and said,
"Yeah, pardner, it's mine, why?" said the Lone Ranger.
"Well," the cowpoke said, "that noon sun is beatin' down on that thar horse and he looks like he's gonna pass out!"
With some concern, the Lone Ranger said,
"Thanks, pardner, I'll go put him in the shade if I can find some.
"No, Kemo Sabe," said Tonto, "me go run around Silver, wave arms in air, make fan, keep Silver cool."
"Well, thanks, Tonto," said the Lone Ranger as Tonto headed for the door.
About five minutes later, another cowboy came into the saloon and shouted,
"Hey, anybody got a white horse out front?"
"Yeah, pardner, it's mine, why?" asked the Lone Ranger.
"You left your injun running!" the fellow replied.

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