The Lone
Ranger and Tonto were in a bar when a cowboy came in and
hollered,
"Hey,
anybody got a white horse parked outside?!"
The Lone
Ranger looked up from his beer and said,
"Yeah,
pardner, it's mine, why?" said the Lone Ranger.
"Well," the cowpoke said, "that noon sun is beatin' down on that thar horse and he looks like he's gonna pass out!"
"Well," the cowpoke said, "that noon sun is beatin' down on that thar horse and he looks like he's gonna pass out!"
With some
concern, the Lone Ranger said,
"Thanks,
pardner, I'll go put him in the shade if I can find some.
"No, Kemo Sabe," said Tonto, "me go run around Silver, wave arms in air, make fan, keep Silver cool."
"Well, thanks, Tonto," said the Lone Ranger as Tonto headed for the door.
"No, Kemo Sabe," said Tonto, "me go run around Silver, wave arms in air, make fan, keep Silver cool."
"Well, thanks, Tonto," said the Lone Ranger as Tonto headed for the door.
About five
minutes later, another cowboy came into the saloon and
shouted,
"Hey,
anybody got a white horse out front?"
"Yeah,
pardner, it's mine, why?" asked the Lone Ranger.
"You left
your injun running!" the fellow replied.
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